

But that’s just like real life, isn’t it? Especially if you work in corporate.Įven though Genital Jousting comes with the epic saga of John, the named penis, it’s actually more famous for the multiplayer mode. Yes, everyone’s a dick, and they’re all pretty much out to fuck you in the ass, headfirst. So the game’s actually perfectly innocent. I review pussy for a living, and I never thought I’d have to face a question that’s this confusing or this sexual. Why would butted penises need vibrators? That I do not know. You play as John, a penis who works in corporate at a company that seemingly produces dildos and vibrators, among other things. The jokes are funny, and the gameplay is entertaining, but the whole thing is made ridiculous by the fact that every character in this game is a penis with balls and an asshole.Īgain, no, I’m not having a stroke this is literally what the game is about. It’s a sort of casual indie game in which you solve some basic puzzles while a narrator throws jokes your way. It is not a sexy game, by any means, even though it flat out shows dicks going in and out of assholes. I’m literally describing the premise behind Genital Jousting. This dick happens to be named John, and he’s looking for a date for his high school reunion. Ironically, when I’m not playing with my dick, I appear to be playing with someone else’s dick. All the fap-worthy games leave my dick blue in the face and leave me with some chuckles. It’s nice to take a break once in a while.
